Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:
HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT
The people should not be afraid of their government. The
government should be afraid of their people.
Holy fucking shit is this relevant.
This needs 1 million notes
Reblog this every fucking time I see it
reblog καθε φορα που το βλεπω γαμω την πουταναα. !
(Source: Flickr / maui_designer)
dont you dare tell me its cowardly to run away if i need to change my face my hair my clothes to escape if i need to erase all numbers from my phone surround myself with new friends surround myself with plants delete every image of you i’ve taken i’ll do it without so much as flinching i’ll do it and forget both our names don’t you dare
eyes, eyes, eyes